My baby’s crazy
She don’t understand the way I think
She says I’m running off the deep end with my problems
I try and tell her she’s the only one
But she’s a lunatic
I swear it’s never me

Bartender, make it a double shot
Cuz I can’t find the words to make her sane
Bartender, pour another round
You know I gotta find a way to kill my pain

My baby’s crazy
And she don’t like it when I drink
She says I’m a fuckin asshole when I’m loaded
Cheap beer and Jagermeister set my mind at ease
You know she’s the reason
I’ve been drinking all night long